metalintheflesh:

This is my youngest daughter, Ava.  I felt that I needed to share the conversation she and I had after a school field trip today.

Ava: Mommy, we saw Princesses skating on the ice!!

Me: Wow!!  Did you have fun?

Ava: Yeah, but there is a best part!!

Me: What was it?

Ava: We got to meet the Princesses and I asked Snow White if she had a boyfriend.

Me: (Laughing) Did you?  What did she say?

Ava: She said she did and then she asked me if I had one!! And I said I had one, but I didn’t like him any more.  

Me: Oh.  Well, how come you don’t like him anymore?

Ava: Because I like my other friend now and then I got scared and asked her if I could still be a princess and she asked why so I told her that my friend I like is a girl and I want to have a girlfriend.

Me: (a bit surprised) Oh.  Ok, well what did she tell you?

Ava: That’s the best part!  She said that as long as I have love I already AM a Princess!!

<3

KONY 2012 (by invisiblechildreninc

I may be a woman, but that does not mean I dislike actions movies.

But mostly it means that you have pissed me off.

Have a lovely day,

I won’t be buying any of your products

damnitdisney:

I have the best child interactions in Fantasyland.

Today, in Enchanted Chamber, a mom came in and bought a pink light up wand with a mirror at the end of it.

When I asked who it was for, a little boy came from behind the corner wearing a Sleeping Beauty shirt and tiara. She…

Lovely!

TRUE DAT!

Curiosity killed the cat…

but satisfaction brought it back.

(The only history you need to know is that my brother had just said that 17 is a good age to have sex because Romeo and Juliet had sex at 14 and that was bad so 17 must be better. My mom however, is a firm believer in abstinence, the hypocrite)

Mom: What are you going to do if you have a baby? At that age? What are you going to do if you get warts? What are you going to do if some white pus comes out of you and it burns?!

Brother: Well, I’d probably go to the doctor.

If I’ve just met you and your trying to prove me wrong on everything I say by bringing up something irrelevant, you’re not making friends. Thank God I never have to see you again or I just might punch you in the face.

Fight me bitch, you may be taller than me but you’re a fat whore. Shut. Up.

Checkmate.

Bitches be trippin’!

She is beautiful, Her voice is beautiful, and I hope she found a lover. <3

marykatemcdevittblog:

Made a typographic iceberg desktop wallpaper for the awesome blog The Fox is Black. As I was brushing up on my knowledge of icebergs, I was inspired by their lonesome lifestyle just drifting off to sea and decided icebergs live a bit like hermits. Which made me think of the Bjork song “Unison,” and the lyric “I thrive best hermit style.” I don’t in fact thrive best hermit style, but time to time I do have the ‘let’s stay in tonight’ attitude. You can download one for yourself here!